Emma is one of those people who never sees the point in not saying exactly what she wants to say. She can spell words like acquiesce, rheumatic and ptarmigan and she even knows what they mean and when to use them. She could literally use the word verbiage in an every day sentence. She’s the kind of person who will write notes on my school books about cute guys with bulbous eyes during a tutorial on media law. Maybe if you got a successful, strong-willed academic and smooshed her into a wide-eyed, curious young girl with a love of pop references, you might get something like Emma.
Have I ever told you about my friend Emma?